Post by Jalanat on Jun 4, 2010 14:37:45 GMT -5
Once upon a time, all the Pokemon lived happily in the great lands of Pokeworld. Then, one day, God (who, as we all know, is intensely inferior to Lucario), foolishly dumped two new Pokemon on the Earth, and called on Man and the other Woman. And these Pokemon bred with each other, and made many more of their kind. And then they made this thing that was called a 'Computer'. And then they decided that Pokemon were too silly to be real, and because they were so mad, these people stopped thinking Pokemon were real. And then they remembered Pokemon, but they decided they must be unreal (again). So they retold the stories of Pokemon as if they were untrue, and then they decided Pokemon were boring, so they invented a crap copy, which they did call Digimon. And the Lucario said,
"I do not like this new thing that they call Digimon."
And then Lucario said,
"I thus decree that none of my followers shall watch this Heathenish rubbish."
~His Venomousness The Arbok, Old Tyrannia, Priest of the Lucarion Church, Some Time in 2010
"I do not like this new thing that they call Digimon."
And then Lucario said,
"I thus decree that none of my followers shall watch this Heathenish rubbish."
~His Venomousness The Arbok, Old Tyrannia, Priest of the Lucarion Church, Some Time in 2010