Post by Jalanat on Jun 4, 2010 14:36:34 GMT -5
Once upon a time there were lots of pikachu in the Viridian Forest. They were all very happy there, and spent everyday playing. They had all the food and drink and beds and cars and women they could ever want. And they were very happy.
Meanwhile, in Pallet Town, home of many evil and savage humans, a mad scientist, "Professor Oak" had come up with a cruel plan to steal Pokémon. He cunningly crept out of the village with a net and spear and came to the forest. Inside, the happy pikachu saw this crazed man and tried to run away, but the evil man cornered one and grabbed him in the bag. the other pikachu were scared, but could do nothing to save their struggling friend.
A few days later, an evil boy named Ash came into the Pokémon "Research" Lab, with the intent of torturing the victims of Prof. Oak. The professor, on seeing Ash, said "Hey kid... you want your own, personal victim, for you to harass and mistreat every day?"
Ash loved this idea, and taking the Pikachu, kicked and beat it on his way home. All of the evil men of Pallet saw him doing this, and laughed.
So began a tale of hatred by all Pikachu towards humans. It is followed in the documentary series "Pokémon", made by the Pikachu of Viridian Forest to show the world how they are tortured. Unfortunately, due to their cruel nature, most humans thought this was for entertainment, and love watching it.
~the Breloom Maltropia, June 2010
Meanwhile, in Pallet Town, home of many evil and savage humans, a mad scientist, "Professor Oak" had come up with a cruel plan to steal Pokémon. He cunningly crept out of the village with a net and spear and came to the forest. Inside, the happy pikachu saw this crazed man and tried to run away, but the evil man cornered one and grabbed him in the bag. the other pikachu were scared, but could do nothing to save their struggling friend.
A few days later, an evil boy named Ash came into the Pokémon "Research" Lab, with the intent of torturing the victims of Prof. Oak. The professor, on seeing Ash, said "Hey kid... you want your own, personal victim, for you to harass and mistreat every day?"
Ash loved this idea, and taking the Pikachu, kicked and beat it on his way home. All of the evil men of Pallet saw him doing this, and laughed.
So began a tale of hatred by all Pikachu towards humans. It is followed in the documentary series "Pokémon", made by the Pikachu of Viridian Forest to show the world how they are tortured. Unfortunately, due to their cruel nature, most humans thought this was for entertainment, and love watching it.
~the Breloom Maltropia, June 2010