The story of Pikachu

[Jalanat]

When the World was young, all the Pokemon lived in Kanto, and they were ruled by Fearow, who had them build for him great monuments. One day, Fearow’s daughter found a basket in a stream that contained a young Pichu. So Fearow’s daughter decided to adopt the baby Pichu. One day, when the Pichu had grown into a Pikachu, a group of Pokemon came to the Fearow’s Palace and told Pikachu he was one of them. At first, Pikachu was not convinced, but one day, Lucario appeared to him and said, “Pikachu, I have chosen you to take my people out of Kanto to escape Fearow.” Pikachu said, “But why me, oh Lord?” And Lucario said, “Yall stop whining and do it, ya hear?” And He vanished, leaving a stick in his place. Pikachu picked up the stick and went to Fearow, who welcomed him as a son. But Pikachu said, “Lucario says I have to take the Pokemon out of Kanto.” And Fearow said, “And how is your Lucario going to make me?” So Pikachu held up his staff and it became a Ekans, that then slithered away because it had stagefright. And Fearow said, “OK, you can go,” because Fearow wasn’t fond of Ekans on the account that they ate his eggs. So Pikachu lead the Pokemon out of Kanto, but then Fearow realised what he had done and said, “I can haz slaves?” And then a rabble of LOLmeowths gathered outside his Palace to sue him for copyright infringement, and he said, “Summon my Army!” And a hundred Fighting-type Pokemon riding Rapidash gathered and went after Pikachu. But Pikachu said, “Fear not! Lucario will save us,” And as it happened a pair of Gyrados were having an argument and began thrashing their tales around, causing a great wave that came and washed away Fearow’s army. And the Pokemon escaped to Hoenn on the backs of a hundred Lapras, and Fearow was sued by the Meowths and everyone else lived bloody well happily ever after. (Teh end.)
~His Venomousness The Arbok, Old Tyrannia, Priest of the Lucarian Church, 17th May 2010 AD at 6:26pm