Post by Jalanat on May 19, 2010 0:30:25 GMT -5
It was a normal summer day, a Marshtomp was resting in the shade of a tree. It felt like the most normal day in the world, but something extraordinary was waiting to happen. Just as the Marshtomp was about to walk back to his home a voice called him, it came from over the hills, Marshtomp followed the sound untill he got to the top of the hill, there he stood, Lucario was standing right in front of the Marshtomp. "Hello there, I have come to you because I have an important task for you, do you accept it?" The Marshtomp was confused, why would the epic Lucario want HIM to perform a task, he asked "Why me, oh mighty Lucario, I am but a simple Marshtomp." Lucario did not seem to listen "Do you accept the task?" he asked again. Marshtomp then answered "Yes almighty Lucario, I shall accept the task." "Then listen closely" Lucario said. "I have been watching my brethren, they do not live the way they should, they have forgotten their true faith. What I am about to tell you will be known as the 10 commandments, these are the rules the pokémon should live by. Spread my word, and you shall be rewarded.
1. You shall not insult or hate any Pokémon unless it's Mewtwo...because his fans do nothing BUT hating other pokémon.
2. Lucario is not a god, he is even better.
3. You shall love pokémon with your heart, except Mewtwo...you can love him optionally.
4. You are not a human, you are a Pokémon of your choice.
5. Ash sucks.
6. You shall not be intolerant to any other churches unless they're intolerant toward us first.
7. I am running out of ideas but I wanted to have 10 commandments so you shall think of 3 more yourself.
Do you understand?" The Marshtomp was stunned by what just happened "Yes, I understand oh mighty Lucario" He said. "Good, now take these commandments to the pokémon." And then Lucario vanished, and so the ten commandments were created.
~ The Riolu, Jalanat, Prophet and Founder of the Church of Lucario, Sunday, May 16th, 2010
1. You shall not insult or hate any Pokémon unless it's Mewtwo...because his fans do nothing BUT hating other pokémon.
2. Lucario is not a god, he is even better.
3. You shall love pokémon with your heart, except Mewtwo...you can love him optionally.
4. You are not a human, you are a Pokémon of your choice.
5. Ash sucks.
6. You shall not be intolerant to any other churches unless they're intolerant toward us first.
7. I am running out of ideas but I wanted to have 10 commandments so you shall think of 3 more yourself.
Do you understand?" The Marshtomp was stunned by what just happened "Yes, I understand oh mighty Lucario" He said. "Good, now take these commandments to the pokémon." And then Lucario vanished, and so the ten commandments were created.
~ The Riolu, Jalanat, Prophet and Founder of the Church of Lucario, Sunday, May 16th, 2010