Post by Jalanat on May 19, 2010 0:29:53 GMT -5
And the Empoleons did watch the movie Happy Feet, and then they did dance. But because they could not dance, a great many fell and were injured. And the Prince of the Empoleon did say, “This is a bad film that embarrasses our kind.” And they did go forth and slay the Humans who made the film, and burned every copy. And Lucario said, “I told thou not to kill; and yet you kill.” And the Empoleons said, “But Lord, behold; it is an awful film.” And Lucario watched, and He said, “Ugh.”
And yea Lucario watched and agreed with the Empoleons. Then Lucario wiped all memory of the movie from the humans. And to punish the pokemon that had killed the humans, Lucario said," Yeah, even though that movie sucketh that unmentionable part of a Snorlax, yall have disobeyed my commandments, and so must be punished. Yall and yall's children shall be forced to serve the humans as they see fit. Yeah, they may do anything with you that they will, except kill you, lest they face my brutal wrath." And it was as Lucario commanded
~His Venomousness The Arbok, Old Tyrannia, Priest of the Lucarian Church and The Awesome Togetic, Grenartia, some date in 2010 AD at 7:18
And yea Lucario watched and agreed with the Empoleons. Then Lucario wiped all memory of the movie from the humans. And to punish the pokemon that had killed the humans, Lucario said," Yeah, even though that movie sucketh that unmentionable part of a Snorlax, yall have disobeyed my commandments, and so must be punished. Yall and yall's children shall be forced to serve the humans as they see fit. Yeah, they may do anything with you that they will, except kill you, lest they face my brutal wrath." And it was as Lucario commanded
~His Venomousness The Arbok, Old Tyrannia, Priest of the Lucarian Church and The Awesome Togetic, Grenartia, some date in 2010 AD at 7:18